Cheeky Shit???????

I looked it up and I found that there is nobody nor nothing called Cheeky Shit, Cheeky Monkey Yes but Cheeky Shit NO WAY.

Giggles found me out - Rat Bag

Giggle! said...
COme on you Rat Bag!!! Give us a post! :-) We're missing you ffs! :-D

Rat Bag in the Morning



Rat Bag late for work



Rat Bag off to battle another work day



Rat Bag during a full moon



Food for Rat Bag



Rat Bag is coming for you next

I've been tagged

I’ve been tagged by My Lady in Red.

The Rules.......

1. Pick up the nearest book.

2. Open to page 123.

3. Find the fifth sentence.

4. Post the next three sentences.

5. Tag five people.... I’ll have to think about who to tag.

The Second Son... By Charles Sailor

You work for whom?
The New York City Attorney’s office.
Hogwash!


Is this one of those, I’ll bet I can get these people to do anything type tags????

This award goes to three of my favorite Bloggers. A Dust Bunny in the Wind, Lady in Red, and VBF.

You are AWESOME! I love reading your posts and comments. Every time I read your latest post I can’t wait for the next one. Applaud, Applaud, Applaud!!!

A Shoe Tribute To The Lady in Red

I know how The Lady in Red loves shoes so here is a sample of all the footwear I own.

Now I know this may turn some of you on so please control yourselves.



Pure Comfort



Pure Hell



I call these my gay shoes




Play time



WORK! WORK! WORK!



Just your average Joe

Meme from Lady in Red

You are welcome to steal it but you must post this rules at the beginning of the meme

You must include this link to 1. Sex Talk - Sex Advice for Men.

2. You must answer every question! If you don’t have a good answer, you are strongly encouraged to make up something good; we like to be entertained.
3. You must tag three people.

So here goes for what it is worth

1. Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night
Time of day means nothing. Lets say, in the morning and again at night. A nooner works too.

2. Better Sex Music - Sade or Marvin Gaye
Not trying to sound gay but I’d have to go with Marvin.

3. Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Videos?
I don’t have either but a naughty home video sounds sweet.

4. Fabulous Sex With: Dr Doug Ross or Dr Greg House?
I’m going to have to go with neither but thanks for asking.

5. Vibrator or Dildo?
I don’t use toys on myself but a good vibrator on a lovely lady is most amazing.

6. Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
Lights off is only to be used when picking up someone in a Bar and you’re afraid you may sober up before she leave. I like the lights on but dimmed.

7. Word Preference: Pussy or Cunt?
Pussy because it sound cuddly, sweet, and tasty. Cunt sounds like you might cut yourself if you came in contact with it.

8. Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
I’d have to go with during sex. Either way her wish is my command.

9. More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Aeroplane?
I’ve never done either but in a elevator sounds way more exciting.

10. Ron Jeremy or Peter North?
OH! UMMM ! Take a wild guess.

11. Word Preference? Cock or dick?
Easy, cock. Dick is a name for most people I work with.

12. Linda Lovelace or Jenna Jameson?
I’ll get back to you after I’ve tried both.

13. Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?
Both work as long as slip knots are used.

14. Give Rim Job or Receive Anal Sex?
If I can rephrase this to getting and giving I would have to go with rim job.

15. Get Rich Stripping in a Skanky Bar or Get Rich as a Call Girl for Celebs?
If I was a female I would be a call Girl.

16. Which Threesome - Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
Hands down Boy/Girl/Girl

17. Flavoured Oil or Tingling Oil?
Flavored oil because once I start I’m all a tingle.

18. Pearl Necklace or Swallow?
I would rather her swallow then me having to give her pearls. :)

19. Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex With a Stranger?
Sex with a stranger sounds way better then having some slobbering stranger watch

20. Tied to the Bed or to a St Andrew’s Cross?

Most assuredly tied to the bed.

Now I must tag three people so I pick VBF, Nitebyrd, and magnus

A Meme From the Sweet VBF

10 things I aways wanted to say to people I know.

What makes you think that outfit works, don’t you have a mirror at home.

After getting hit on by a scary female co-worker - Never mind I’ll do it myself.

You’re old and that getup just makes you look older.

No questions are stupid, but in your case - holy shit!

Nice tits - - to most women I meet.

Sorry I’ve got to go, but it has been great hearing about all your aches and pains.

Good Lord man I can tell that’s a head rug from a week away.

Look Adam and Eve may not have had a choice but I do so please move along.

This is a restaurant not a playground so either control those kids or order takeout. - - no one I know just always wanted to say it.

Keep talking, my life is looking better and better. - - Most people at work.

This one I did say a couple of weeks ago.
Some big old fat bitch in a car looked over at me a said you need to slow down and before I even new what I was saying I looked at her and said OK and you need to lose weight.

Life or what ever

Here we go!

The Lady in Red has got me started. I think it was the slacker thing. hehehe!

I’m 56 years old and most people tell me I’m a good looking man. By no means do I feel 56 or even know what 56 is supposed to feel like. As for the good looking thing, I don’t see it but I’m not one to argue.
That shit means nothing. What means everything is that I love my kids I love my x who you all know as Nitebyrd and for the first time in years I love life.

Side note: I truly dislike the “x” thing and I think that’s where the mulder name came from but don't tell anybody.

I’ve been thinking about this life and the way you are supposed to live it shit for a long time and I have come to the conclusion that nobody BUT nobody has the answers to mine, yours or anybodies life issues ....... that is nobody but yourself.

The trick I found is look inside you. Now that may sound easy and if it does you’re not really looking deep enough inside. All you’re doing is looking deep enough to make it easy on yourself. No fucking way is it easy but when you’ve gone deep enough the end result or should I say the result at this time in life is an enlightenment you just can’t imagine. It’s like getting fitted for eye glasses you didn’t think you needed. You know .... HOLY SHIT .... everything is so clear and sharp.

Life is full of all kinds of speed bumps, turns, and cross roads. Hit the bumps wrong or take the left when you should have taken a right, set at the intersection pondering. Well fuck it, three left turns make a right, speed bumps can be fun and cross road, well you are going to come across lots of those. JUST deal with it. If life was easy that is when it really would suck .... Think about it.

Life is what you make of it. I have no clue who said that but how simple and how true is that?

Both my dad and my oldest sister feared getting old and he died in his early sixties and she in her early forties. Both way to young in my estimation. I think worrying about getting old is what moved the calendar up.

I have never been afraid of dying (really, truly) and off the top of my head I can thing of 6 times in my life that I should have been in a box so all this shit is gravy. Now I’m not saying I’m going to live longer then my dad. What I am saying is who gives a shit.

All the above is my opinion and not necessarily the opinion of blog land but some of what I’ve said has changed my life for the better and I thought I'd share it.

If anyone reading this only sees the commas in the wrong place or the shit I’ve said jumps around all I can say is GET A LIFE........ LOLOLOLOL

OH! I almost forgot about sex and women. I love sex and women and both together, well how cool is that.