Time off for bad behavior

I have decided to leave Blog world but didn’t want to just walk a way without saying its been great, its been fun, its been yummy, its been interesting, its been informative, Its been good for me, well you get the idea.

I’m keeping my blog up because once I get it up I want to keep it up. I believe that to be a great goal to shoot for.

I would like to check in every now and again if that’s okay. If not tough shit I’m doing it anyway.

So here’s to those who wish me well and for those how don’t BIT ME.

Todays Blob

OH SHIT!!! Did I spell it wrong???? What ever.

Giggles wanted fruit cake

You want fruit cake I give you fruit cake

Cheeky Shit???????

I looked it up and I found that there is nobody nor nothing called Cheeky Shit, Cheeky Monkey Yes but Cheeky Shit NO WAY.

Giggles found me out - Rat Bag

Giggle! said...
COme on you Rat Bag!!! Give us a post! :-) We're missing you ffs! :-D

Rat Bag in the Morning



Rat Bag late for work



Rat Bag off to battle another work day



Rat Bag during a full moon



Food for Rat Bag



Rat Bag is coming for you next

I've been tagged

I’ve been tagged by My Lady in Red.

The Rules.......

1. Pick up the nearest book.

2. Open to page 123.

3. Find the fifth sentence.

4. Post the next three sentences.

5. Tag five people.... I’ll have to think about who to tag.

The Second Son... By Charles Sailor

You work for whom?
The New York City Attorney’s office.
Hogwash!


Is this one of those, I’ll bet I can get these people to do anything type tags????

This award goes to three of my favorite Bloggers. A Dust Bunny in the Wind, Lady in Red, and VBF.

You are AWESOME! I love reading your posts and comments. Every time I read your latest post I can’t wait for the next one. Applaud, Applaud, Applaud!!!

A Shoe Tribute To The Lady in Red

I know how The Lady in Red loves shoes so here is a sample of all the footwear I own.

Now I know this may turn some of you on so please control yourselves.



Pure Comfort



Pure Hell



I call these my gay shoes




Play time



WORK! WORK! WORK!



Just your average Joe

Meme from Lady in Red

You are welcome to steal it but you must post this rules at the beginning of the meme

You must include this link to 1. Sex Talk - Sex Advice for Men.

2. You must answer every question! If you don’t have a good answer, you are strongly encouraged to make up something good; we like to be entertained.
3. You must tag three people.

So here goes for what it is worth

1. Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night
Time of day means nothing. Lets say, in the morning and again at night. A nooner works too.

2. Better Sex Music - Sade or Marvin Gaye
Not trying to sound gay but I’d have to go with Marvin.

3. Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Videos?
I don’t have either but a naughty home video sounds sweet.

4. Fabulous Sex With: Dr Doug Ross or Dr Greg House?
I’m going to have to go with neither but thanks for asking.

5. Vibrator or Dildo?
I don’t use toys on myself but a good vibrator on a lovely lady is most amazing.

6. Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
Lights off is only to be used when picking up someone in a Bar and you’re afraid you may sober up before she leave. I like the lights on but dimmed.

7. Word Preference: Pussy or Cunt?
Pussy because it sound cuddly, sweet, and tasty. Cunt sounds like you might cut yourself if you came in contact with it.

8. Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
I’d have to go with during sex. Either way her wish is my command.

9. More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Aeroplane?
I’ve never done either but in a elevator sounds way more exciting.

10. Ron Jeremy or Peter North?
OH! UMMM ! Take a wild guess.

11. Word Preference? Cock or dick?
Easy, cock. Dick is a name for most people I work with.

12. Linda Lovelace or Jenna Jameson?
I’ll get back to you after I’ve tried both.

13. Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?
Both work as long as slip knots are used.

14. Give Rim Job or Receive Anal Sex?
If I can rephrase this to getting and giving I would have to go with rim job.

15. Get Rich Stripping in a Skanky Bar or Get Rich as a Call Girl for Celebs?
If I was a female I would be a call Girl.

16. Which Threesome - Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
Hands down Boy/Girl/Girl

17. Flavoured Oil or Tingling Oil?
Flavored oil because once I start I’m all a tingle.

18. Pearl Necklace or Swallow?
I would rather her swallow then me having to give her pearls. :)

19. Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex With a Stranger?
Sex with a stranger sounds way better then having some slobbering stranger watch

20. Tied to the Bed or to a St Andrew’s Cross?

Most assuredly tied to the bed.

Now I must tag three people so I pick VBF, Nitebyrd, and magnus

A Meme From the Sweet VBF

10 things I aways wanted to say to people I know.

What makes you think that outfit works, don’t you have a mirror at home.

After getting hit on by a scary female co-worker - Never mind I’ll do it myself.

You’re old and that getup just makes you look older.

No questions are stupid, but in your case - holy shit!

Nice tits - - to most women I meet.

Sorry I’ve got to go, but it has been great hearing about all your aches and pains.

Good Lord man I can tell that’s a head rug from a week away.

Look Adam and Eve may not have had a choice but I do so please move along.

This is a restaurant not a playground so either control those kids or order takeout. - - no one I know just always wanted to say it.

Keep talking, my life is looking better and better. - - Most people at work.

This one I did say a couple of weeks ago.
Some big old fat bitch in a car looked over at me a said you need to slow down and before I even new what I was saying I looked at her and said OK and you need to lose weight.

Life or what ever

Here we go!

The Lady in Red has got me started. I think it was the slacker thing. hehehe!

I’m 56 years old and most people tell me I’m a good looking man. By no means do I feel 56 or even know what 56 is supposed to feel like. As for the good looking thing, I don’t see it but I’m not one to argue.
That shit means nothing. What means everything is that I love my kids I love my x who you all know as Nitebyrd and for the first time in years I love life.

Side note: I truly dislike the “x” thing and I think that’s where the mulder name came from but don't tell anybody.

I’ve been thinking about this life and the way you are supposed to live it shit for a long time and I have come to the conclusion that nobody BUT nobody has the answers to mine, yours or anybodies life issues ....... that is nobody but yourself.

The trick I found is look inside you. Now that may sound easy and if it does you’re not really looking deep enough inside. All you’re doing is looking deep enough to make it easy on yourself. No fucking way is it easy but when you’ve gone deep enough the end result or should I say the result at this time in life is an enlightenment you just can’t imagine. It’s like getting fitted for eye glasses you didn’t think you needed. You know .... HOLY SHIT .... everything is so clear and sharp.

Life is full of all kinds of speed bumps, turns, and cross roads. Hit the bumps wrong or take the left when you should have taken a right, set at the intersection pondering. Well fuck it, three left turns make a right, speed bumps can be fun and cross road, well you are going to come across lots of those. JUST deal with it. If life was easy that is when it really would suck .... Think about it.

Life is what you make of it. I have no clue who said that but how simple and how true is that?

Both my dad and my oldest sister feared getting old and he died in his early sixties and she in her early forties. Both way to young in my estimation. I think worrying about getting old is what moved the calendar up.

I have never been afraid of dying (really, truly) and off the top of my head I can thing of 6 times in my life that I should have been in a box so all this shit is gravy. Now I’m not saying I’m going to live longer then my dad. What I am saying is who gives a shit.

All the above is my opinion and not necessarily the opinion of blog land but some of what I’ve said has changed my life for the better and I thought I'd share it.

If anyone reading this only sees the commas in the wrong place or the shit I’ve said jumps around all I can say is GET A LIFE........ LOLOLOLOL

OH! I almost forgot about sex and women. I love sex and women and both together, well how cool is that.

Nitebyrd has tagged me asking for my “Inexplicable Crush”.

I have lots of crushes most are easy to explain and some need no explanation.





I do have one real person inexplicable crush, Martha Stewart and one which is a carton character,



Blondie from the Blondie and Dagwood carton strip.

Either one could put me in a sandwich any time.

I’ve Been Tagged

Dust Bunny has tagged me wanting “Seven Random Facts”. Sounds like a memory test to me but I’ll give it a go.

1. In High School I received a full sports Scholarship to Syracuse University for Football. - - I thought it would have been a waste of time so I declined. Good move - - duh.

2. Also in High School I was voted both class wolf and class clown. - - I was the shy type.

3. In the late 60's & early 70's I was busted for pot and LSD. - - Sorry I can’t remember the exact years. Wonder why!

4. I have owned over 30 cars/trucks and 10 motorcycles. - - That’s as of today.

5. When I was 17 I had my drivers license revoked for driving over 100 MPH in a 25 MPH zone. - - God I love speed.

6. I’ve been a Little League Baseball coach and a US Navy Seal Sea Cadet instructor. - - both for my son.

7. Now for the big one. I was 21 years old and a virgin when I got married. - - Don’t tell Dust Bunny.

WORK! WORK! WORK!

I owe I owe so its off to work I go.


For 18 years I worked for the biggest power company in Florida. I started out performing safety inspections on, what is called Barehand aerial devices. These types of equipment are the ones that take electric line workers up between 50 and 120 feet in the air to perform repairs and maintenance on 500 kilovolt energized power line. In order to be a certified barehand inspector you have to walk their walk so I had to actually go up 100 feet in the air standing in a personnel bucket wearing metallic overalls and grab hold of the energized 500 thousand volt power line. Now that will pucker up any ones sphincter and every other orifice you may have available. It’s a bird on a wire kind of thing but it does tingle a bit.
To be totally honest I really liked the work.

After 5 years of feeling like a buzz box and loving it I was promoted to a supervisor, or as I liked calling it a well paid baby sitter. Accepting my new post was great for the ego and the bank account but not nearly as much fun because now I had 14 people under my command all men with big egos. Holly shit did I not know what I was in for. I found that it takes a certain kind of person to juggle egos, personalities, and sometimes friendships, especially when it came time for performance reviews. I fucking hated it more then anything I ever had to do and I had to do it twice a year for the next 13 years.
For all 18 years of my employment I received outstanding reviews making it difficult for me to as I looked at it, trash someone for not performing exactly the way the corporation expected them to. Don’t get me wrong if one of my employees lack of performance made other workers jobs harder I most definitely let him/her know about it. The problem with this corporation is that the performance review criteria is the same for all; from the upper management types to the first year ditch digger. Within this criteria there are even more roles. These roles are unwritten. For example, when the upper management type saves the corp. a ton of money he/she gets the Oscar but when the first year employee digs the perfect ditch in record time he will only get a runner up reward. Why’s that you ask well because as it was told to me more then once, if you give them the Oscar now what will they have to shoot for next year. That is so fucking bullshit.
After all those years of me not being able to swallow what the corporation was feeding me and even though I still received great reviews I believed the people above me had their fill of me so I left the company to go into business with my two children.

Having my own business with my children was for me a wet dream I always had. After three years the dream got a bit sticky. We had a great time and for the first year and a half the business was moving along great. Then the big black cloud rolled in and decided to make a home over our business.
The first thing to happen was my wife finally had her fill of me and wanted a divorce.
This was not a big shock and she was correct in wanting to dump my ass as I stated in my first blog.
The second thing to happen was, and this puts tears in my eyes every time I think about it, my daughter, my baby girl, told us she had breast cancer. That will knock the wind clean out of you. I can’t talk about it because this keyboard would short out . She is fine now and that is all that really matters.
Then my son almost got killed in a car accident. He is also fine. The protecting drunks and babies thing comes to mind.
Then the main/state road leading to the business went under construction, for over 2 years, making it dangerous for people wanting to patronize my business. (Really big corporation).
Finally the last straw was the economy. Need I say more! (The biggest of corporations). Needless to say I had to close the business.
My baby girl had already left, doctors orders, and my son found another job. I on the other hand was now jobless at 56 years old.

For the 18 years with the power company and the three years working for myself I never called in sick, yes not one sick day. Now I found myself home climbing the walls without work. With the economy the way it is my only option was to contact the power company for a job. That was one of the hardest things I ever had to do. I did it and they told me they would be crazy not to take me back. So its back to work I go.

My new job will be writing vehicle/equipment safety letters and as it was told to me, other special projects. That is cool with me and why you might ask. Well, first I have zero employees and second I work in a office building that has a lot of women in it, some hot and the others even hotter. I’m sure my ability to concentrate on work will be my biggest issue.

I really don’t know why I am putting this in a sex blog except every time I think about it the word fucked does come to mind.

Just a side note: The Florida power company that has been all over the national news because of a Huge power outage at one of its 2 Nuclear plants, yes you guessed it, one in the same. Black cloud hmmm!!!

A plug for the person that means the most to me.

The person that means the most to me and the one I'm the most proud of is, as known to all in blog world, nitebyrd. All that read her posts know how funny, intelligent, and loving she is and all your comments prove my point.
I too have told her how intelligent she is but as she does with all of you she thinks the accolades are because we are all her friends and that's what friends are supposed to do..
Now that I Mumbled through all that I would like every one in the world to know and read the tribute she received from a fellow blogger. This blogger is “vent”. If you don't know of him he is the first name on nitebyrds people list. Please take the time to read it, it’s the coolest.

P.S.
Maybe now nite will believe it when people she knows tell her how wonderful she is.

Pillow Talk

If your pillow could talk would you hear any of these from yours? ..... Be honest!

*Oh look I’ve gone and made a mess
*"oom"
*you can’t put that there
*that requires riding lessons
*you must be standing for that
*you need a better gear
*wait I can do better
*you don’t have enough money for that
*school is now in
*my hearth is up
*struggling only makes it worse
*Mmmm...Delicious
*I’m not finished yet
*arise my champion
*oh man
*good god
*legendary
*I’m gonna light you up
*I got what you need
*I see you have a death wish
*You do not have the required proficiency to wield that weapon
*oh happy dagger my mouth is your sheath
*here comes the one eyed beauty
*is this what you are looking for?
*not enough energy?
*who’s the master now?
*was it good for you?


“Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear,
too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice,
but for those who love, time is eternity.” - - - Henry Van Dyke

I'm not alone in here

I'm not any good at this stuff but the X has got me interested in blogs so here we go. Oh! yeah, no grammar lessons please!

After being married a long time my wife had enough of my shit and told me she wanted a divorce. Now being all knowing, I knew that was coming so the jaw didn't drop but I did find that my tear ducts were not jammed up. I asked her if this was going to make her happy and she replied, “I'm not sure but I can NOT go on like this.” Because I'm a dumb ass I had no clue to what "like this" was all about so I just let it go. I'll get back to that part later.

Well we got divorced but stayed together or should I say lived in the same house. This went on for about a month before she went to visit a friend for the weekend. This put me alone in the house with nothing to do but have a couple of beers and check out the football games on TV. As I sat flicking back and forth from game to game the "like this" popped into my head. Now being me I just let it go or ADD'ed away from it but it came back. I got up grabbed another beer and walked out by the pool looked up at the stars and yelled, “WHAT THE FUCK.!?!” Quickly looking to see if anyone was around. Just then and for the first time in 56 years I started to look inside me to find some answers. It was unchartered territory to say the least. I found one or two other people in there. We got to know one another and then they both beat the living shit out of me, both figured me to be one of the biggest dicks to ever walk the face of the earth. The issue of my wonderful way of dismissing things I didn’t want to deal with and trying to move on. I thought,”Oh damn! I think I'm on to something here ” As the other two guys in my head just went “DUH.

Not wanting to go into all the mistakes I've made or the wrongs I have done her I'll just tell what happened next.

After staying up all night thinking of what I needed to do to keep her in my life I cleaned the house and waited for her to come home so we could talk. When she got home I asked her if we could talk after she unpacked. Thinking I was going to tell her I wanted her to leave she told me that we should talk before she unpacked. No need to do double work. I told her about my weekend with my two head buddies and all we thought about and in her words "ya could have knocked me over with a feather" and Oh yes, her jaw did drop!

There is no end result, let’s just say it’s a work in progress. We are now living together, as she puts it in sin! :) Seeing, dating, doing other people but always coming home to each other. Life is great. She is great. I'm still an ass but working on it.

Too bad I didn't find those two guys 10 or so years ago.